Monthly Archives: November 2009

Two Black Penises & a Pink One

At the Art Gallery in Dublin , a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the … Continue reading

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Really a Lovely Horse. I Once Rode her Mother

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio  1. Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator – ‘This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.’ 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator – ‘Andrew Mehrtens loves it … Continue reading

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Instrument Designed to be Used on a Woman, But Remains Unused

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her. ‘Father, may I ask a favor?’ ‘Of course. What may I do for you?’ ‘Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s … Continue reading

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Curfew in Chandigarh

    A 10pm curfew was imposed in Chandigarh. Everybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot. However, one sardar was shot at 9.45pm. “Why did you do that?” the Sardar Policeman was asked by his superior … Continue reading

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Punjab Computer Language

Send                                                                Sutto Insert                                                              Wich Paao Attachment                                                  Naal Laao Edit                                                                  Sidda Karo View                                                                Waikhee Jaao Forward                                                         Aggay Sutto Inbox                                                              Undar Da Daak Khaana Outbox                                                           Baar Da Daak Khana Trash                                                               Mitti Paao Sent Items                                                     Bheji Gayee Dak Address Book                                              Patay Wali … Continue reading

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Alzheimer versus HIV

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,    “Hello.” “Mrs. Patel,  please.”  “Speaking”  “Mrs. patel, this is Doctor Jones at Stafford Hospital .  When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a  biopsy from another Mr … Continue reading

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Boss’ Zipper was Down

Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down. His secretary walked up to him and asked, “Boss this morning whenyou left your house, did you close your garage door?” This was not a phrase … Continue reading

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Lion Starts to Lick Blond’s Body

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner … Continue reading

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Murphy Visits the Church for a Change

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday morning and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy’d never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, “Murphy, I am so … Continue reading

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Blond Goes to a Cleaner

A blonde drops off a blouse at the cleaners….  On the way out the door, the lady at the counter says “Come Again”…  The blonde says “no its toothpaste this time you nosey bitch”.    

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