Monthly Archives: December 2009

Marriage is One Horror Movie

Husband:rat ko mene one horror movie dekhi, one chudeil kabhi mere agey kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi Wife:Kaun si movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki…

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Sardar Goes for Aloo Shopping

Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye Inspector bhi sardar tha bola to behan kuch or paka lo

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Kash Aap SMS Hotay

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti Husband: Jaane man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta

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Why Do Women ve Small Feet?

How many men does it take to open a beer? None… It should be open when she brings it. ————— Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford … Continue reading

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How Marriage Changes Everything?

  How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1. Janu Yr 2. O jee. Yr 3. Sunte ho? Yr 4. O bunty k pappa Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon?

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Killing an Adulterous Wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover? Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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Wife Gets Lost in Delhi

                                                                                                                                                                  Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kya karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

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