Monthly Archives: January 2010

How to Explain Louisiana’s Origins?

A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA ( Federal Housing Administration ) loan for a client  who lost his house in Hurricane Katrina and wanted to rebuild.  He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to the parcel of property being offered as collateral.  The title … Continue reading

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Fuck the Rabbis

This is a story about a popular young Rabbi who, on Sabbath Eve, announces to his congregation that he will not renew his contract. He explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.  … Continue reading

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Bureaucrats Just Scratch Their Balls

A  guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.  The interviewer  asked him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replied, “Yes –  caffeine.”  “Have you ever been  in the military service?” “Yes,’  he replied. ‘I did two … Continue reading

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Farting Problem of a Cute Old Lady

A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and is always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve farted … Continue reading

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Telling the Age by Holding the Breasts

 A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.  She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the … Continue reading

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Sex with Twins

Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.  Mick says, “How you doin?”  “Paddy says, “Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.”  Mick goes … Continue reading

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Viagra in Coffee

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido. ‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor. ‘Not a chance’, she said. ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’ ‘Not a problem,’ replied … Continue reading

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