Monthly Archives: February 2010

Triplets After Vasectomy

Good: You’re pregnant. Bad: It’s triplets. Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago. Good: Your husband is not talking to you. Bad: He wants a divorce. Ugly: He’s a lawyer. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He’s … Continue reading

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Marries a Perfect Man’s Widow

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How the Capitalist Economy Works?

It is the month of June, on the shores of the Black Sea. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist … Continue reading

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Guidelines for Securing a Loan in America

Getting a mortgage loan was a piece of cake in America up until 2005 but after the real-estate meltdown which started little over three years ago, every thing needs to be well documented and in some cases beyond imagination specially … Continue reading

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What Gender is Computer?

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.  ‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la casa.’  ‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’   A student asked, ‘What gender is … Continue reading

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Garlic Chicken on Wedding Night

A young Chinese couple gets married. She virgin. He too virgin.            On wedding night, she covers naked under the sheets as he undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed and tries to be reassuring.                    ‘ My daaling,’ he … Continue reading

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Indian Mom

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…..who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a … Continue reading

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