Monthly Archives: March 2010

How The Men & Women Perceive Sex?

Two female co-workers are having a conversation at work.   Woman 1: Did you have good sex last night?   Woman 2: No, it was a disaster… my husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes, got on top … Continue reading

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What Does S H I T Mean?

A businessman got on an elevator.  When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,    “T-G-I-F.”  He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”  She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.  He again answered, … Continue reading

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Come Again Blond

A blonde drops off a blouse at the cleaners….  On the way out the door, the lady at the counter says “Come Again”.. The blonde says “no its toothpaste this time you nosey bitch”.

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Where Are Your Testicles?

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points … Continue reading

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Fucking Advice

Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg, were all close friends since childhood. They decided they wanted to go into business together. Schwartz says: “OK! I’ll invest $100,000.” Cohen says that he’ll put in $200,000. Ginsburg says: “Alright, I’ll put in $50.” Cohen … Continue reading

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A Nancy Pelosi Joke

A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine … Continue reading

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Wife’s Cat Keeps Returning Home

A man hated his wife’s cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.  The … Continue reading

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