Monthly Archives: April 2010

April 26 is the Boobquake Day in the US

Thousands of women showed as much cleavage as possible on Monday April 26 – in a bid to prove to an Iranian cleric that boobs don’t cause earthquakes. The chest-baring Boobquake event was planned by a US student after a comment … Continue reading

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At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new … Continue reading

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Billy Hitting Himself on Head While Doing Potty

A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, So she goes in to see what’s up.  The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book.  but … Continue reading

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Size of Cucumber & Onions

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Ft. Lauderdale reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy … Continue reading

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Mouse in Cockpit. Cat Installed.

Remember, it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a ‘Gripe Sheet’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. … Continue reading

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George Burns Had Sex with Oprah Winfrey

When George  Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey, Oprah asked, ‘Mr Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are always working and at your age I think that is remarkable.’ Mr … Continue reading

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Best Time to Do Sex When the Church Bells would Ring

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he had a heart … Continue reading

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