Monthly Archives: May 2010

My Father Fell in Love with My Step-Daughter

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.   The Indian man said to the American, ‘You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl … Continue reading

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`Lord, They are Finally Together’

Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer. She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Judy again remarried, and this … Continue reading

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Having Sex at the Age of 92

One night an 87 year old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92 year old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor assisted living apartment … Continue reading

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Anal Sex with K Y Jelly

My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, ‘This will make you happy tonight.’ He was right. When he went out of the  bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs.  He couldn’t get back in.

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Headstone for the Husband

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of  their 40th wedding anniversary The husband yells, ‘When you die, I’m  getting you a headstone that reads: ‘Here Lies My Wife-Cold As Ever’.’  ‘Yeah,’ she  replies, ‘when … Continue reading

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Penis Torn From the Body

A man was in a terrible accident, and his ‘manhood’ was mangled and torn from his body.  His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn’t cover the surgery since it … Continue reading

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Adulterous Wife

Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife  During a recent lovemaking session,   ‘How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?’ She  glanced at him casually and replied, ‘You’re not … Continue reading

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