Monthly Archives: June 2010

Three Kick Rule

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Cowra. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly … Continue reading

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Golf Course or Intercourse?

During the 4th hole the following conversations took place: First Guy You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend… I had to promise my wife that I will paint every … Continue reading

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Wife: Pretty Face or Sexy Body

A wife asked her husband: ‘What do  you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?’     He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ‘I like your sense of  humor!

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Kissing & Marriage

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.  The guy replies: ‘Thanks for the early warning.’

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Wife and Husband’s Fortune

A newly  married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my  father hadn’t left me a fortune?’ ‘Honey,’ the woman replied sweetly, ‘I’d have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!’

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Giving Your Seat to the Lady

Son: ‘ Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’     Mom: ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’    Son:  ‘But  mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.’

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No Stress When Not Married

Stress Reliever Girl: ‘When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.’ Boy: ‘It’s  very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or  troubles.’    Girl: ‘Well that’s because we aren’t  married yet.’

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