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Monthly Archives: June 2010
Finish Soldier: Nothing But Fucking
After the end of the Finnish war, a young female reporter from a British newspaper was sent to Finland to write an article about the soldiers’ homecoming. She had interviewed half a dozen, when she met Pekka on the street. … Continue reading
Posted in Armed Forces, Sex
Tagged Finish Army Jokes, Finland Jokes, Jokes, Sex, Soldier Returning Home, wife
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President Obama Jokes
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno China now holds more than $900 billion in U.S. debt and a lot of Americans are worried about this. Who cares? We’re not going to pay them back anyway. The FAA is considering banning … Continue reading
Sikh Shows His Testimonials
The Secret of Longevity Morning: Two eggs with milk, Evening: Two pegs with chips, Night: Two legs with lips The Theory of Reverse Dynamics When a man becomes rich, he becomes naughty When a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich … Continue reading
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Tagged Secret of Longevity, Secretary Sex, Sikh Jokes, Sikh Testimonials
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Lawyers Should Never Ask a Question, If They Are Not Prepared for the Answer
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked: “Mrs Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known … Continue reading
The Dog on Heat: Rubbing Gasoline to Dog’s Backside
A little girl asks her mum, ‘Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?’ Her mum replies ‘No, because she is on heat.’ ‘What does that mean?’ asked the child. Go and ask your father. I … Continue reading
Lets Go Somewhere We ven’t Been in a Long Time
I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’ It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. ‘Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!’ she said… So I suggested, ‘How about … Continue reading
A Cemetery Plot as a Christmas Gift
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought … Continue reading
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Tagged Cemetery Plot, Christmas Gift, Jokes, Mother in Law, Wife Jokes
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How Much For Getting a Daughter Pregnant?
A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor’s, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door “Is your Dad home?” “No sir, he isn’t; he went to town.” “Well, is your Mother here?” … Continue reading
A Naked Woman Driver Fails to Wear a Seat-Belt
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard … Continue reading
Jewish Men are Clever
Little-old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon, when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for $100?” “Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking … Continue reading
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