Monthly Archives: July 2010

How Do You Pronounce Oklahoma?

Do  you think it’s  correct? There  is a right way and a wrong way  to pronounce   Oklahoma . If you say  OK…LAHOMA You’re WRONG The  proper way  is: OKLA …..HOMA There’s a gap between the  ‘a’ and the’h’. I can … Continue reading

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Cannibals in an Office

Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: “You’re all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen … Continue reading

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Cyanide to Kill One’s Husband

A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide’ The pharmacist asked, ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’ The lady replied, … Continue reading

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Perfect Eyesight at 103

Noddy is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 35 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that … Continue reading

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In Case of an Emergency, Speak Only in English!

Never say prayers in any other language! U never know what kind of translation problem u can run into An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance. Being religious, … Continue reading

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Popping a Couple of Fingers into His Mouth & Allowing Him to Suck Them

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When … Continue reading

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Quattro Means Four in Italian

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. An Italian police officer stops them and says: “Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a Quattro.” “Vot do you mean, it’s illegal ?” the German driver asks. “Quattro … Continue reading

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