Monthly Archives: August 2010

I Got Stoned Once & Slept with a Peacock

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 79). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager boy sitting next to him. … Continue reading

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The Italian Elbow

An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.   “You comma to de fronta door of the apartimenta.  I’ma inna apartimenta 301  There issa bigga panel at the fronta door. … Continue reading

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Ever Go to Say Something, & Something Different Comes Out

Two old men get together every morning for coffee. One day Joe says to James… “Ever go to say something, and something completely different comes out of your mouth?” What do you mean? says James Well, the other day I … Continue reading

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Holes Will be Drilled in the Heaven

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She’s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates When all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. Don’t worry about that,’ says St. Peter, ‘It’s … Continue reading

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What an Indian Would Do with Two Cows?

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income. *INDIAN ECONOMICS * You have two cows. You worship them. * PAKISTAN ECONOMICS* You don’t have any … Continue reading

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Texas: The Greatest State in the United States

Now this is one great collection of important and interesting information about the greatest state in the US…  TEXAS HAS IT ALL Feeling a little Down?- Why not Visit: Smiley, Texas 78159  Paradise, Texas 76073  Rainbow, Texas 76077  Sweet Home, Texas … Continue reading

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The Wedding Night

Paul and Mary get married but couldn’t afford a honeymoon so they go back to Paul’s Mom and Dad’s house for their first night together. In the morning Johnny – Paul’s little brother – gets up and has his breakfast. … Continue reading

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Khanay mein kya hai?

Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi, Husband ghar se chala gaya , Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kya hai” Wife:Zeher Husb: Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana

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Sex With Twins

Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him. Mick says, “How you doin?” “Paddy says, “Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.” Mick goes … Continue reading

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An Engineer in Hell

An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in there and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, hell has air conditioning, flushing toilets, water fountains and escalators … Continue reading

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