Monthly Archives: November 2010

“Your Father was a Bachelor”

One day a bachelor, who was a poor tipper, walked into his favorite restaurant and ordered lunch.  A new waitress served his meal and received a three cent tip. When he came in the next day, she thanked him for his ‘generosity’ … Continue reading

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Are All Greeks Gay?

A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbuck’s one day discussing who had the superior culture.  Over triple lattes the Greek guy said, ‘Well, we have the Parthenon.’  Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replied, ‘We have the Coliseum.’  The Greek retorted, … Continue reading

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What is Legal But Not Logical?

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind. Student: “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?” Professor: “Actually, I probably do. Otherwise … Continue reading

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A Girl Saying Yes is Not a Good Girl

When a soldier says ‘yes’, he means yes. When he says ‘no’, he means no. And a soldier who says ‘perhaps’ is not good a soldier. When a politician says ‘yes’, he means perhaps. When he says ‘perhaps’, he means … Continue reading

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Black Sex with the Whites

Two black guys are at a bar talking, one says to the other, ” You ever notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?” The second black … Continue reading

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I’m Tony Blair’s Driver, & I just killed the PIG”

Tony Blair and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.  Tony told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the … Continue reading

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99% of Our Worries are Self-Created & & Groundless.

A lady whose son was flying to Europe for studies approached the Master and said, “Sir, I am very worried these days.”  Master inquired the cause of her worry.   She said, “My son is flying to Europe for further studies tomorrow.”  Master just smiled a little (there was … Continue reading

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