Monthly Archives: December 2010

Why a Photographer is the Most Popular Person at All Weddings?

Females of all ages chase him saying… “aap ne meri to lee hi nahi” “meri sirf uuper se lain” “main khari hoti hoon, phir meri lain” “meri pure group ke saath lain” “meri front se lain” “mere saath meri behan … Continue reading

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Then My Father Asks My Mother: ‘Are You Coming?’

Jabu walked into class every morning with a black eye.    After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Jabu’s answer was: “Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep On … Continue reading

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Glue Instead of Vaseline for Sex

Fred and Mary got married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s Mom and Dad’s for their first night together.  In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is … Continue reading

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Australians Stink in Love-making

A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said “Can I help you?” “Yes” she said, “I’d like to report a case of sexual assault”. “Where did it happen?” the Sergeant asked. “In the park just down the … Continue reading

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A little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation: Boy : “Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting … Continue reading

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Tell My Wife Where Was I Last Nite?

We, pilots, are always under suspicion although we are the most innocent creatures. When we see a beautiful girl, we just lower our eyes. If we come across a pretty damsel in distress, we hug her, kiss her and console … Continue reading

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Wife Gets Pregnant During Vacations

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where … Continue reading

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