Monthly Archives: January 2011

Punjab Airways in Operation, Finally

Posted on January 25, 2011 by

Good morning, Khawateen O Hazraat, This is your Captain Sheeda welcoming you to Punjab Airways. We apologize for the two-day delay in taking off, owing to bad weather and some wife’s shopping. This is flight no. 9211 (Nau Do Gyaraah) to Amritsar. Landing … Continue reading →

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5 Year Old Gets Female Servants Pregnant

Posted on January 24, 2011 by

A man goes to the church to confess.. Man: Hi father, my 5 year old son is very naughty. He made all the female servants pregnant. Father: Incredulously, and how did he do it? Man: He took a pin and punched holes in … Continue reading →

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Mother in Law Kissing Her Son on the Cheek

Posted on January 24, 2011 by

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate … Continue reading →

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Viagara Joke

Posted on January 24, 2011 by

The other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist’s office to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot. “No way! No needles! I hate needles”, the man said. The Dentist starts … Continue reading →

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Unending Deliveries

Posted on January 24, 2011 by

Way down in dat old swamp known as Louisiana, Bubba’s old lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the time had come. So, he brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She … Continue reading →

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Pipeline Laid by 1,400 Men in 6 Months

Posted on January 24, 2011 by

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says “Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I’m granting you six months to go back to earth and be … Continue reading →

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Clean All Windows But Not the Top Three

Posted on January 24, 2011 by

A window cleaner goes to a monastery looking for work. The Abbot hires him, telling him to clean all the windows but under no circumstances is he to clean the top three. So for years the window cleaner cleans all the windows except … Continue reading →

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