Monthly Archives: February 2011

How Does Inside of a Whorehouse Smell Like?

An Air Force Chief Master Sergeant and a General were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after- shave to slap on their faces. The General shouted, “Hey, don’t put that stuff on me ! My … Continue reading

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“Pissing on My Grave After Getting Discharged”

“Well,” snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman, “I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you’ll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave.” “Not me, Chief !” the Seaman replied. “Once, I … Continue reading

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Difference Between God & a Fighter Pilot

Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party ? A: He’ll tell you. Q: What’s the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn’t think he’s a fighter pilot. Q: What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and … Continue reading

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Officer: “Soldier, Do You Have Change For a Dollar?”

Officer: “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar ?” Soldier: “Sure, buddy.” Officer: “That’s no way to address an officer ! Now, let’s try it again !” Officer: “Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar ?” Soldier: “No, SIR … Continue reading

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Colonel Trying to Impress

Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new Colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, “Yes, General, … Continue reading

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“Your Jeep Stuck, Sir?”

During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel. “Your jeep stuck, sir ?” asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside. “Nope,” replied the colonel, coming … Continue reading

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Maid: “I am Better at Sex than You in the Bed”

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?” Maria: “Well, Señora, there are … Continue reading

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