Monthly Archives: March 2011

No Pubic Hair

A Scottish couple took in a 19-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn’t have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use … Continue reading

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A Naked Passenger in a London Cab

A naked and drunken woman boards a cab in London one night. The Indian driver keeps staring and does not start the cab. Woman: Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before??? Indian Driver: I am not staring at you … Continue reading

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Say Hi to Allah For Us

Gander  Tower : “Saudi Air 511  — You are cleared to land on runway  9R.” Saudi  Air : “Thank you  Gander . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s  runway 9R – Allah be Praised.” Gander  Tower : ” Iran Air … Continue reading

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Do men remember anniversaries……….

A   woman awakes during the night to find that her  husband was not in their  bed. She puts on  her dressing   gown   and  goes downstairs to look  for him. She finds  him sitting  at the kitchen table with … Continue reading

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A True Rolls Royce Factory Story

British scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to … Continue reading

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What Will You ve for Dinner?

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen.  “What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?”  I said, “Thank you, I’ll have chicken.”  She replied … Continue reading

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How Do You Define Stress?

You pick up a hitchhiker,  a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that’s stressful. But at the hospital , they say she is pregnant & congratulate you that you are going to be … Continue reading

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Why Can’t the Blind Golfers Play at Nite?

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up … Continue reading

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Self-Appraisal: Checking Your Performance

A little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation: Boy : “Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting … Continue reading

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Are the Politicians Like Snakes?

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell right on his twitchy little nose. “Oh please excuse me,” said the bunny. “I didn’t mean to trip over you, but … Continue reading

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