Monthly Archives: April 2011

Wife Lost

Husband: Meri BV gum ho gai hai, Post Master: Andhay,ye post office hai,Police station jao. Husband: Muaaf karna, Khushi mein samajh nahin aa raha kahan jaoon.

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Laugh at Your Mistakes

Laugh at your mistakes; but learn from them. Joke over your troubles; but gather strength from them. Have fun with your difficulties; but overcome them.

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Toilet Out Of Order… Please Use Floor Below

In An Office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER… PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In A Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In A London Department Store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In An Factory: WOULD THE … Continue reading

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Why are Men Happier?

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can … Continue reading

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A Blond Desires to Marry a Rich Guy

Subject: A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? I’m going to … Continue reading

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“Come on! Give it All You’ve Got”, Cried the Duchess of Cornwall

Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding.  During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on.  That night, when the festivities were finally over, and they retired to their room, she flopped … Continue reading

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What Happens When Your Wife Wears a Black Bra

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.  One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at … Continue reading

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