TOILET OUT OF ORDER… PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In A Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In A London Department Store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In An Factory:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
Outside A Secondhand Shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Seen During A Conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice In A Farmer’s Field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES!
It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.
Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day.Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet.
When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red?
The amniotic fluid that surrounds a baby in the womb is completely replaced every three hours.
A nautical mile measures 6,080 feet while a land or statute mile is 5,280 feet