Toilet Out Of Order… Please Use Floor Below

In An Office:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER… PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In A Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In A London Department Store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In An Factory:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
Outside A Secondhand Shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Seen During A Conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice In A Farmer’s Field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES!

Fun Facts

It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.

It’s been proven that people can lessen reactions to allergies by laughing.

Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system.

Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day.Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red?

Dating back to the 1600’s, thermometers were filled with Brandy instead of mercury

The quartz crystal in your wristwatch vibrates 32,768 times a second

The average person’s eyes will be closed about 30 minutes a day due to blinking.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

The amniotic fluid that surrounds a baby in the womb is completely replaced every three hours.

During World War II, twice as many fighter pilots were killed during training than combat

A nautical mile measures 6,080 feet while a land or statute mile is 5,280 feet

No one can drown in the Dead Sea. It is 25 percent salt, which makes the water very heavy

Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water

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