What Happens When Your Wife Wears a Black Bra

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.  One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.  We agreed to meet in a few days to ex cha nge notes.

Here’s how it all went…..

My Engaged Friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.  He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams.  I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.

The Mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a rai ncoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the rai ncoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I Had To Share My Story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.  When he came in the door and saw me he said….

“What’s for dinner, Zorro?”

 

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