Monthly Archives: May 2011

An Email From Heaven

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an email to his wife. However he accidently typed the wrong e-mail address and without realizing his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile, somewhere … Continue reading

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Is Your Maid on Facebook?

Madam: Useless Bai !!!.. Why didn’t you come last week? And that too without informing me? Kaamwali Bai: O Myadam… I had updated my Facebook status as “Will be out of town for a week”. Saheb knows this. He even … Continue reading

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How Do You Explain Prostitutes to Your Child?

A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi inToronto.  It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings. “Mom” said the boy “what are all those women doing?” “They’re waiting for their husbands to … Continue reading

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Plumber Charges More Than a Surgeon

A noted heart surgeon was having a formal party. Shortly before the guests were to begin arriving he was told that all the bathrooms were backed up and not flushing. Quickly he called a 24 hour plumber listed in the … Continue reading

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Olympic Condoms

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. “Olympic condoms?” she blurts, “What makes them so … Continue reading

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Story of a Dog Named `Sex’

Folks generally aren’t very creative in choosing names for their dogs. That’s why there are so many named Rover and Spot. But, have you heard the plight of the fellow who thought he’d be cute and named his dog Sex? … Continue reading

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If You are on Facebook, You May Find this Hilarious

The 76-year-old woman walked down the hallway of Clearview Addictions Clinic, searching for the right department. She passed signs for the “Heroin Addiction Department (HAD),” the “Smoking Addiction Department (SAD)” and the “Bingo Addiction Department (BAD).” Then she spotted the … Continue reading

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