Monthly Archives: August 2011

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you screwed up my life.

Washington Post Competition Asked For a Two-Line Rhyme With the Most Romantic First Line, But the least Romantic Second Line This is the winner: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your … Continue reading

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Dying Pope Calls Pakistani Politicians

The old and frail Pope lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the world. He motioned for his nurse to come near. “Yes, Father?” said the nurse. “I would really like tosee Asif … Continue reading

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Putting Cold Hands Between Wife’s Thighs

A couple decided to rent a cabin in Alaskafor a romantic weekend. When they got to the cabin it was so cold the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for the fire place. He comes in after … Continue reading

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Jewish Drawings in a Cave

Written across the wall of the cave were some symbols It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least 3000 years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists … Continue reading

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Lady Astor said to Churchill You Were My Husband I’d Give You Poison

Lady Astor to Churchill: “If you were my husband I’d give you poison.” He said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.” A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some … Continue reading

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They Call It Bridge

A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment she replied, ‘Yes, sir, the wages were good, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked.’ They played a game they … Continue reading

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Picked His Nose While Looking at the Security Cameras

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – … Continue reading

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