Monthly Archives: September 2011

Socialism Works in Hell Because They Already Have it: Ronald Reagan

“Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have it.” ‘Here’s my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.’ ‘The most terrifying words in the English language are:I’m from the government and I’m … Continue reading

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MBA (Married But Available): Life of a Single Girl in Delhi

The downside of being single and over thirty inDelhiis that friends and family and even strangers are continually astonished at your unhitched status in such a ‘happening’ city. The problem is that choices are not exactly good. So who are … Continue reading

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The Princess Felt Something Hard in His Pocket

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the Princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone. Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men … Continue reading

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Pakistan President Asif Zardari Jokes

A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line. Did you manage … Continue reading

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Land Grabbing Minister in Pakistani Cabinet

PakistanPM Gilani has a trusted side kick in his Cabinet with a penchant for land grabbing. The PM was about to commence his trip to USA and the Pilot aborted the take off mid way and requested over the PA … Continue reading

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Pigeons in London

The Mayor of London, England was very worried about a plague of pigeons in the City Centre. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of London was full of pigeon poop, the people of London could not walk on the … Continue reading

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Chinese are Smarter Than the Jews

A Chinese goes to a Jew to buy black bras size 38. The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he … Continue reading

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