Monthly Archives: October 2011

Small Organ

An obnoxious guy walks into the neighborhood bar and sits next to a local honey already having her first beverage. As he tries to strike up a conversation she keeps ignoring him. Finally he says,  “you know me, why don’t you … Continue reading

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President Obama Goes to a Bank

President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this cheque for me”? Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please … Continue reading

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Lawyers’ Jokes

ATTORNEY:  What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS:     He said , ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY:  And why did that upset you? WITNESS:     My name is Susan! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY:  What gear were … Continue reading

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Just Kidding With Wife

After being married for 30 years…. a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks….. “What does that mean?” … Continue reading

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Google Kaur

Banta to Santa : Yaar, teri beewi da naaN ki aye? Santa : Google Kaur. Banta : Google ? Oow kyon? Santa : Sawaal ik puchho, jawaab 10 dendi aye  

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Sex Education in Schools

The teacher at the beginning of the class says: “OK kids, we are going to talk about sexual education today. First we’ll talk about how the human reproduction goes on…” Immediately, little Johnny raises his hand, and desperately tries to … Continue reading

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Father-in-law & God

A girl brings her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father, a business tycoon, to find out about the young man. He invites the fiancé to his study for green tea. “So what are … Continue reading

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