Immigration to Australia

A rich India went to Australia to watch the cricket series there.

The Aussie at passport control sat fingering through his passport for a long time. Unable to find anything  objectionable, he growled:

‘Have you got a criminal record?

The Indian smiled and replied, ‘I am terribly sorry, sir; unfortunately,
I don’t have one. Nobody told me that it was still a requirement to get into your country’


Another Version

A Kiwi was hoping to immigrate to Australia. Upon arriving in Australia, he was questioned

by a customs officer, “What is your business in Australia?”
“I wish to immigrate,” was the Kiwi’s reply.
The customs officer then asked, “Do you have a conviction record?”

Confused, the Kiwi then replied, “I didn’t think you still needed one.”

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