The Aussie at passport control sat fingering through his passport for a long time. Unable to find anything objectionable, he growled:
‘Have you got a criminal record?
The Indian smiled and replied, ‘I am terribly sorry, sir; unfortunately,
I don’t have one. Nobody told me that it was still a requirement to get into your country’
A Kiwi was hoping to immigrate to Australia. Upon arriving in Australia, he was questioned
by a customs officer, “What is your business in Australia?”
“I wish to immigrate,” was the Kiwi’s reply.
The customs officer then asked, “Do you have a conviction record?”
Confused, the Kiwi then replied, “I didn’t think you still needed one.”