Monthly Archives: December 2011

New Stock Market Terms

1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market – Jay Leno 2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now being called … Continue reading

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Best Man Dancing with the Bride

A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going, everyone got etremely drunk and the bride’s and groom’s families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of each other.  … Continue reading

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Lack of Care in British Hospitals

75 Year Old Lady rings her local NHS hospital and this conversation follows: ‘Hello I’d like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted last week with chest pains and I just want to know if her condition … Continue reading

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Husband Sleeping with the Maid

The wife was sure that her husband was having affair with the maid. So she laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend and didn’t tell her husband. That night when they went to bed ,the … Continue reading

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Drop Your Pants and We Can Tell Your Exact Age

And one of the Grandmas yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.” The old man said, “There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.” One of the old Grandmas said, “Sure … Continue reading

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Sewing on Wee Button

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party… Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and … Continue reading

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Fucking the Husband’s Boss

Wife to Husband: You were so drunk last night that you insulted your boss. Husband: Piss on him! Wife: You did, and he fired you! Husband: Fuck him! Wife: I did, and you can go back to work on Monday!

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Wife Wants Both Your Money and Life

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both! ==== Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate … Continue reading

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Cosmetic Surgery for the Boobs

Wail of two women Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job”. The second woman says “Oh that’s nothing, … Continue reading

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“If a girl faints, we must first feel her pu_s_”.

University aspirants were asked to fill in the blanks: “If a girl faints, we must first feel her pu_s_”. Those who wrote ‘Pulse’ became doctors . . . . Those who answered ‘Purse’ became investment bankers and professional thieves The … Continue reading

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