One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend and didn’t tell her husband.
That night when they went to bed ,the husband gave the old story –
Excuse me, my dear, my stomach is aching and went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly went into the maid’s bedroom. She then switched the lights off.
He came in silently, and wasted no time on words but quickly started the job….
When he finished, Wife said – U didn’t expect me in this bed, did u..?
and switched on the light.
No Madam, said the Watchman!
*MORAL: Sometimes getting too smart can get you screwed. Don’t you agree?