Monthly Archives: January 2012

A Marvelous Instrument Designed to be Used on a Woman But Remains Unused

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest sitting beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “Of course, child. What may I do for you?” “Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer for my … Continue reading

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Cowboys Can Be Cunning

A young cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West. The cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought … Continue reading

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Research Shows That There Are 7 Kinds of Sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. … Continue reading

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Getting Laid May Ruin Your Health

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above. She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What … Continue reading

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All Blonds Are Not Dumb

A blonde City girl named Amy marries aColorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove … Continue reading

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Americans Entering France

Robert Whiting, an elderly USgentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. “You have been to France before, Monsieur?” the Customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted … Continue reading

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Charles DeGaule Made to Look Like an Asshole by Dean Rusk

JFK’S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60’s when Charles DeGaule, the French President, decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaule said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded “does that … Continue reading

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Indian Gujratis Scared to Join the Army

Field Marshal Sam Bahadur Maneckshaw once started addressing a public meeting at Ahmedabad in English. The crowd started chanting, “Speak in Gujarati. We will hear you only if you speak in Gujarati.” Field Marshal Sam Bahadur Maneckshaw stopped. Swept the audience … Continue reading

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Scared That Neighbors Will Talk

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady … Continue reading

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Tattoo on the Penis

A  tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a famous rugby player. The two get talking and eventually go back to his place. They start kissing and the man takes off his shirt. On his … Continue reading

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