Tattoo on the Penis

A  tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a famous rugby player.

The two get talking and eventually go back to his place.

They start kissing and the man takes off his shirt.

On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

“What’s that for?” the lady questions.

“Oh, I have this so that when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.”

Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his  leg he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

‘What’s that ?’ the lady questions again.

“Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.”

Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

The lady screams: “Don’t tell me you have AIDS!”

The man replies: “No, no…! Calm down…!

It will say ADIDAS in a minute.”

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