Monthly Archives: March 2012

Joe Leaves Because Father Pulling Out

For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, ‘Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £500,000 & your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.’ The next … Continue reading

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Killed a Skunk

A big game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he … Continue reading

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No Panty in the Plane

Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time. The first lady said, ‘I don’t know bout y’all, but I’m gunna put me on sum hot pink panties beefo’ I gets on … Continue reading

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Who Will Do the Dishes?

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years … Continue reading

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Insurance Pays for the Severed Penis

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You’re … Continue reading

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Even the Most Violent & Aggressive Penis Comes Out Humbled, Head Bowed And Reduced in Size

To make it straight, she pulls it.. To make it stand, she rubs it. To make it stiff, she licks it. To put it in, she pushes it. It’s hell of a job threading a needle!   A guy donated … Continue reading

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‘You’re cold, you’re slippery, and you have no balls…You must be a Politician’

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the Bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerrplop right on His twitchy little nose. ‘Oh please excuse me,’ said the bunny. ‘I didn’t mean to trip over you, … Continue reading

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