You really have the know the difference between guts and balls

GUTS – arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS – arriving home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: ‘YOU’ are next, Chubby!

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both are fatal.

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