A poster at a peace rally : “Politicians divide us. Terrorists unite us”.
Who is a Psychiatrist?
A qualified person who gives you an expensive & critical analysis
about yourself, which your spouse gives you for free, all along.
Scotch is a brilliant invention …
One double and you start feeling single again.
A Priest is called Father, A Bishop, your Grace
A Cardinal, your Eminence, The Pope : His Highness.
But only a 36 – 24 – 36 in a bikini is “OH MY GOD”.
Global recession and financial crisis have become so critical and serious. Nowadays the majority of men have started loving their own wives!