Monthly Archives: May 2012

Jesus & Finkelstein

Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when he decided that he really needed a new robe. After looking around for a while, he saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor. So, he went in and made the necessary arrangements to have … Continue reading

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Pope Has Arthritis

A drunk man who smelled like a barrel of beer sat down on a subway train next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking … Continue reading

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Enema Only Solution to Poisoned Mushrooms

A group of friends from the  Cottonwood Church wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Al and Janet to be … Continue reading

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Wife Hard of Hearing

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.  She said, “I have a praise.  Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle … Continue reading

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Happy Mental Health Day

Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the … Continue reading

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Milk and eggs

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, And if they have eggs, get 6.” A short time later … Continue reading

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Thai Are Best At Testing Your Prostate

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the Australian Health Service, an Aussie decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand where the beautiful nurses  are rather more gentle and accommodating.  As usual he was … Continue reading

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