Amazing Theorems

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore, Human – enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words, Humans that don’t know how to enjoy = Donkeys that work

Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore, Men – earn money = Donkeys
In other words, Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + cook

Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Women = Donkeys + cook
Therefore, Women – cook = Donkeys
In other words, Women that don’t cook = Donkeys

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don’t earn money = Women that don’t cook.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women cook not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + cook

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together

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