Difference Between Wife & Watch

Q.  What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A.   Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosri bigarti  hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai

 

Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.


Q.  Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi solution bataiye.
A.   Sadhu bola , solution hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?

 

“Population is key. If you don’t take care of population, schools can’t cope, hospitals can’t cope, there’s not enough housing – there’s nothing you can do to have economic development.”

PETER OGUNJUYIGBE, a demographer in Nigeria, where women have an average of more than five children.

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