French Only Have Good News

God summons President Barrack Obama, Chinese Leader Hu Jintao and French President Nicolas Sarkozy to a meeting. He then tells them that the has decided to end the world in 3 days and orders them to tell their people.

President Obama gives a television speech to the American people. He tells them, “I have good news and bad news. The good news is that there is a God. The bad news is that he will destroy the world in 3 days.”

Leader Hu gives a television speech to the Chinese people. He tells them, “I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is that there is a God. The worse news is that the world is going to end in 3 days and you’re all going to die.”

President Sarkozy gives a television speech to the French people. He tells them, “I have good news and better news. The good news is that there is a God and he spoke to me. The better news is that the European economic crisis will be over in 3 days.

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