In an African safari, a lion suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife.
Wife: shoot him! shoot him!
Santa: yes, yes. I’m changing d battery of my camera..
Having “wife” is a part of living…but having “girlfriend” along with the “wife” is art of living.
It is said that husband is the head of the family, but remember that wife is the neck of the family & the neck can turn the head exactly the way she wants.
Interviewer to millionaire: to whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “what were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “a billionaire”