A Millionaire was a Billionaire Before Being Married

Dear mother-in-law, “don’t teach me how 2 handle my children, I’m living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement”

In an African safari, a lion suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife.

Wife: shoot him! shoot him!

Santa: yes, yes. I’m changing d battery of my camera..

Having “wife” is a part of living…but having “girlfriend” along with the “wife” is art of living.

It is said that husband is the head of the family, but remember that wife is the neck of the family & the neck can turn the head exactly the way she wants.

Interviewer to millionaire: to whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”

Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “wow, she must be some woman.

Interviewer: “what were you before you married her?”

Millionaire: “a billionaire”

This entry was posted in Wife Jokes and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s