Free Ticket for the Wives

An airline introduced a special package for business men.

Buy ur ticket get ur wife’s ticket free.

After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.

All of them gave a same reply…”which trip?”

 

A husband was seriously ill.

Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels, do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home.. husband: what did the doc say?

Wife:- .no chance for u to survive

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