Buy ur ticket get ur wife’s ticket free.
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave a same reply…”which trip?”
A husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels, do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home.. husband: what did the doc say?
Wife:- .no chance for u to survive