Monthly Archives: June 2012

Pakistan’s President Zardari meets the Queen of England

Zardari: “Your Majesty, now that I am a King … of the Bhutto dynasty in Pakistan… are there… any tips you can give to me to stay in power?” “Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround … Continue reading

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Are the Pubic Hair Called Monkey?

A girl realized that she had grown hair in between her legs. She got worried and asked her mother about it. Her mother calmly said, “That part where hair has grown is called Monkey and be proud that your monkey … Continue reading

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Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.  She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.  The man … Continue reading

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Vasectomy Operations are Expensive

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social welfare wouldn’t buy them a bigger bed and they weren’t strong  enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he … Continue reading

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It was my first time ever…

It was my first time ever, And I’ll never forget. I’d do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were all alone: Just she and I. Her hair was soft, Her eyes … Continue reading

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Black Condom Leads to a Black Child

A “just married” white couple decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condoms from the shop nearby. When the husband went out, … Continue reading

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Burning Big Jim and the Twins

This morning on the Freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a  Holden Calais doing 110 kms per hour. With her Face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds ! And when I … Continue reading

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Eating Testicles

An american was touring Mexico. After his day’s sight-seeing, he stops at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only it looked good, but the smell was … Continue reading

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Confessions for Adultery

An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing  adultery. During one Sunday’s sermon he told them, “If one more person confesses to adultery, I’ll quit!” Since  everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: “fallen”. … Continue reading

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Doing Too Much Work For the Church

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor. … Continue reading

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