Burning Your Calories

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent………………………..12 Calories
Without her consent………………..2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands………………………… 8 Calories
With one hand……………………………12 Calories
With your teeth………………………….485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection…………………………6 Calories
Without an erection…………………3,315 Calories
 POSITIONS:
Missionary……………………………..12 Calories
69 lying down………………………….78 Calories
69 standing up…………………………812 Calories
Wheelbarrow…………………………..216 Calories
Doggy Style…………………………….326 Calories
Italian Chandelier…………………..2,912 Calories
     ORGASMS:
Real………………………………….112 Calories
Fake…………………………………..1,315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging………………….18 Calories
Getting up immediately……………….36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately…816 Calories
 GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are:
18-29 years………………………………36 Calories
30-39 years………………………………80 Calories
40-49 years…………………………….124 Calories
50-59 years………………………….1,972 Calories
60-69 years……………. …………..7,916 Calories *****
70 and over……………………Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly……………………………………32 Calories
In a hurry…………………………………98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door……….5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door……8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door……….13,521 Calories
NOTE:  Results may vary.

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