Monthly Archives: July 2012

Life Savers With a Hole

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Signs in Indian Gujarat Hotels

In an Ahmedabad Hotel Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice. In a Baroda hotel elevator The lift is being fixed for the … Continue reading

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Acting in New York

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, “this is the most important part, … Continue reading

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God Starts to Cry

Three old men went to see God. The first old man, an American, asked God when will his country come  out of recession. “100 years,” God said. The American started weeping profusely. “I will not live to see that day” Second … Continue reading

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Do you Know Who the Father is?

Doctor asks pregnant prostitute. “Do you know who the father is?” Prostitute replies, “Oh! For goodness sakes, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?”

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Cruelty to a Cat

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl … Continue reading

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Moral: Talk the Language Which the” Customer” Wants, Not That Which You Know

One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds… I’ll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.”An Irish boy put his hand … Continue reading

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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. However, he says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up … Continue reading

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Sex On Mars

The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have … Continue reading

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