Monthly Archives: August 2012

No Sex Since 1955

A crusty old Army Colonel found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Colonel for conversation. ‘Excuse me, Colonel, … Continue reading

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Liquid Soap Better Than Shampoo

I NEVER KNEW THIS! INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL – YOU NEED TO READ THIS. Shampoo Warning I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner!  … Continue reading

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Olympic Condoms

Husband says to wife, “My Olympic condoms have arrived …. I think I’ll wear Gold tonight.” Wife says, “Why not wear Silver and come second for a change.

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Remember, dogs and cats are better than Kids

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print … Continue reading

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Sex Life Like Coca Cola

Two friends meet after many years … They talk about their past life … One asks the other: – And how’s your sex life? As Coca-Cola ……. – Oh great! …. Full of bubbles, eh? Nothing like that! Before it … Continue reading

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Saying Good-Bye to Your Mom

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I … Continue reading

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Talking Parrots

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ‘Father, I have a problem.  I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing.’ ‘What do they say?’ the priest asked. They say, ‘Hi, we’re hookers! Do … Continue reading

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