No Money for Pensions But Have Money for Prisons

Worried your pension will run short?

So you’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you -what do you do?

Senior Health Care Solution

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.

You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs and 2 illegal immigrants!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day,

a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

New teeth? – No problem.

Need glasses? – Great.

New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?

All covered.
(And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).

And who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay income tax any more.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

No wonder the rest of the worlds population cant get here fast enough!

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