Monthly Archives: September 2012

Italian Woman Screamed for Six Hours After Sex

The Jewish man said, “Last week, my wife and I had great sex.  I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end!” The Frenchman boasted, … Continue reading

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Can a Penis Be Grown in a Garden?

An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his … Continue reading

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How the Consultants’ Work?

A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. … Continue reading

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How to Sell Insurance

The husband of a pregnant wife was thinking of buying insurance for his unborn baby. So he asked Great Eastern and the agent said, “don’t worry man, we’ll provide insurance right From The Basket To The Casket”. The man was … Continue reading

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One Last Kiss Before Committing Suicide

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?” “I’m going … Continue reading

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How the Firemen Make Love

A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide … Continue reading

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