Monthly Archives: November 2012

Kabadi Ka Champion

Girl wakeel se: Mujhay apnay husband se talaq chahiye. Wakeel: Magar wo tou kabaddi ka champion hai. Girl:ye hi tou masla hai kamina hath lga kar bhag jata hai.

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Lok Sabha Joke

In Lok Sabha, a congress MP during his speech told a story….. “There was a father who gave 100 rupees each to his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely. First son bought … Continue reading

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Celebrating Wife’s Funeral

At dawn the telephone rings, “Hello, Senor Rod?  This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.” “Ah yes, Ernesto.  What can I do for you?  Is there a problem?” “Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that … Continue reading

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Using Cell Phone in Public is a Nuisance

After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his … Continue reading

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Who Am I? Party Game Where Only the Private Parts Show

One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out … Continue reading

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Buying Condoms is Always a Problem

A man goes in for an interview for a job as a sales rep. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking. The interviewer said, “Although you have a lot of the qualities we’re looking for, … Continue reading

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Best Years of My Life Were Spent in the Arms of a Woman Who Was Not My Wife

A Famous Inspirational Speaker [probably Churchill] said: “Best Years of my life were spent in the Arms of a WOMAN who was not My WIFE”. Audience was in Shock & Silence. He added : “SHE WAS MY MOTHER”

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