They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true.

Clip_85As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

Men want three qualities in their wives:

Economist in kitchen, Artist in home & Devil in bed.

But they get an Artist in kitchen, Devil in home & Economist in Bed.

 

Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

 

Before marriage : Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, & I love u.

After marriage : Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my headache, & one day I’ll kill u.

 

Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

 

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come.

 

Question: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Answer: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

 

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

 

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