Men want three qualities in their wives:
Economist in kitchen, Artist in home & Devil in bed.
But they get an Artist in kitchen, Devil in home & Economist in Bed.
Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Before marriage : Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, & I love u.
After marriage : Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my headache, & one day I’ll kill u.
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come.
Question: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Answer: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.