Monthly Archives: January 2013

Why Women Buy Condoms

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin’ the breeze. 1st Hillbilly says: ‘My wife sure is stupid!…She bought an air conditioner. ‘ 2nd Hillbilly says: ‘Why is that stupid?’ 1st Hillbilly says: ‘We ain’t got no ‘lectricity!’ 2nd Hillbilly … Continue reading

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The Senility Prayer

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

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“Don’t Take Life Too Seriously, You’ll Never Get Out Of It Alive

“Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out of it alive.”Elbert Hubbard “Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.”¬†Wendell Johnson “In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife … Continue reading

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Everything Is Funny As Long As it is Happening To Somebody Else

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” Will Rogers “Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.” Mickey Rooney “Women now have choices. … Continue reading

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Laughter is the Closest Distance Between Two People

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.” Erno Philips “I only go … Continue reading

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As You Get Older Three Things Happen

“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two…” Sir Norman Wisdom “One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a … Continue reading

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Private Diary of a Viagra Housewife…

Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried. Day 2 Today, he says he has a big secret … Continue reading

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