Robot Secretary

Clip_78George: Your new secretary is very sexy…

Bill: Thanks! She’s actually a robot, named Monica … If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. Will work as long as you like, no complaining, no sick days, no medical, no dental……

I’ll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is.

Next day, George called Bill from the hospital & shouted:

Bill… You bastard! You didn’t tell me that the hole between Monica’s legs is a Pencil Sharpener…

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