“Don’t Take Life Too Seriously, You’ll Never Get Out Of It Alive

Clip_20“Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out of it alive.”Elbert Hubbard

“Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.” Wendell Johnson

“In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out.” Joey Adams

“I’ve been in love with the same woman for 41 years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.”Henry Youngman

“Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ?”Benny Hill

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