Everything Is Funny As Long As it is Happening To Somebody Else

Clip_19“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” Will Rogers

“Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.”
Mickey Rooney

“Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children.
Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work or prison.” Tim Allen

“I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” Woody Allen

“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.” Erica Jong

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