“Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.”
“Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children.
Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work or prison.” Tim Allen
“I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” Woody Allen
“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.” Erica Jong