To plant your idea in someone’s head,
To plant somebody’s money in your pocket.
He who succeeds in the 1st, we call him TEACHER;
He who succeeds in the 2nd, we call him GOVERNMENT;
The one who succeeds in both, we call WIFE;
The one who fails in both, we call HUSBAND!
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It Means-Worries Invited For Ever…
Wife: No; it means- With Idiot For Ever!